Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
Dylan MoranWomen are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
Dylan MoranYou're never going to go. Why would you go? It's a disgusting place. It's always wet even when it's dry. There's nothing there. Farmers aren't really people, you know this. They're just necessary, we need somebody to kill cows.
Dylan Moran