You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
Dylan MoranI thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
Dylan MoranIt probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people.
Dylan MoranMen don't know anything! Men don't know when their lives became so entirely awful, when everyone else turned into such a tosser! A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand. And scientists - those frauds - seize on this, and try to use it as proof of the mysteries of human consciousness and the unknowable nature of the brain, which is rubbish!
Dylan Moran