Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.

Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you can't taste it, you can't smell it... Why did we waste our money on this, bloody - why are we on a traffic island?"

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

I have to say, as much I am respectful of people's faith and the idea of it being necessary for them, but when it comes to the Catholic church as an organization I don't have one scintilla of compassion, understanding, anything. I just think they're the most heinous, corrupt, separatingly vile organization that's ever been on the planet.

I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.