I never really had a career, to be honest with you. I never in my life sat down and planned it. I have thought, 'Oh, I'd like to do this,' like anybody would. But I'm not the type that says, 'If I do this, it will lead to that.'

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

You exaggerate your own reactions.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off