You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

I do pauses, pauses work for me

I just wish I had longer. It's very frustrating. As you know, to people over here, cities like [Washington] D.C. are iconic. We know them so well. It's very frustrating to be in one of them for 36 hours and have a show to do because you can't really do anything.

Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.