The sensible thing for everyone to do would be to write all their op-eds and think pieces now so they're ready the day after the election when [Donald] Trump is no longer in the picture. God, I can't wait for that. I hope he just goes away.

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

What is universal can be surprising. Over time you find the kind of stuff which has people thinking 'That is just something that occurred to me there's something wrong with me', is in fact stuff that is universal.

Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, "Quick, get me to casualty quick!" while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I have used that song ["50ft Queenie"] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.

You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'