Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
Dylan MoranEverybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though youโre not really there when youโre taking the picture 'cause youโre too busy recording it; so you retrospectively go to look back on where you werenโt and tell yourself you had a good time.
Dylan MoranI don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.
Dylan MoranI don't mind most religious people, I talk to them. I listen to them, you know, banging on. "I prayed very hard and then the fairy came." "Did he? Good. Have a biscuit." I only get annoyed when they try and make me see the fairy. "You have to let the fairy into your heart." Look, I wouldn't let him into my garden, okay? I'd shoot him on sight, if he existed, which he doesn't. Now have another biccie and be quiet, will you please?
Dylan Moran