Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.