You look like a horse in a man costume

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.

You look like a horse in a man costume

I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.