And yet, people still turn to Jesus. You will notice though that the kind of people who turn to Jesus tend to be the sort of people who haven't done that well with everybody else.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.

‎What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!

The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.