Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.

You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing; it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.