Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'

I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.