If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.

I'm Irish, yeah, but I don't need to get up on a soapbox about it.

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of burning grannies. All texting eachother because they've given up on speech.