If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room, you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything.

If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that.

I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

I just wish I had longer. It's very frustrating. As you know, to people over here, cities like [Washington] D.C. are iconic. We know them so well. It's very frustrating to be in one of them for 36 hours and have a show to do because you can't really do anything.

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off