I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?