I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.

Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.