I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.

Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know; mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city. Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.

I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.

We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"