[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.
Fruit... it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.