At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
People tolerate those they fear further than those they love.
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
When I am idle and shiftless, my affairs become confused; when I work, I get results ... not great results, but enough to encourage me.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.