A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.
I have long been disposed to judge men by their average. If it is reasonably high, I am charitable with faults that look pretty black.
If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.