When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine he is that polite all the time.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The underdog often starts the fight, and occasionally the upper dog deserves to win.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.