Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.
E. W. HoweThe man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.
E. W. HoweThere is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
E. W. Howe