Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.
The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.
When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.