No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.

Indignation does no good unless it is backed with a club of sufficient size to awe the opposition.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married.

When I get hold of a book I particularly admire, I am so enthusiastic that I loan it to someone who never brings it back.

When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.

No man has all the wisdom in the world; everyone has some.

The most destructive criticism is indifference.