There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but as soon as gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.