Nearly every lawsuit is an insult to the intelligence of both plaintiff and defendant.
The only thing some people do is get older.
Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
When a man dies, and his kin are glad of it, they say, "He is better off."
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.