The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.
A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
A conquered foe should be watched.
I express many absurd opinions. But I am not the first man to do it; American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.