Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

One trouble with growing old is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure, who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.

When a man diets, he eats oatmeal in addition to everything else he usually eats.

Friends are like a pleasant park where you wish to go; while you may enjoy the flowers, you may not eat them.