Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

A woman does not spend all her time in buying things; she spends part of it in taking them back.

You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep.

I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known.

There is no such thing as a convincing argument, although every man thinks he has one.