Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching.

I'd rather you walk with the bases loaded.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.