It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down amazing funk lines - also lines of other kinds. One observer describes Maggot Brain ... one of those guys with super technique that took a lot of acid and just went out from there.

We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.