One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.