One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!