One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

You know how we built the pyramids? You gotta ask yourself a question always flip the script. What if up was down and down was up? What if you looked down into space standing up on Earth? This is how we built the pyramids.

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's called Mother Earth. She gave birth to your ass. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your maggot food ass going right back to her!