If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

We've lost a bunch on the road, I don't even know how many. It's a relief to get this one.

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down amazing funk lines - also lines of other kinds. One observer describes Maggot Brain ... one of those guys with super technique that took a lot of acid and just went out from there.