The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message?

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to try and be a better team.