Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.

There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's called Mother Earth. She gave birth to your ass. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, your maggot food ass going right back to her!

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell you that!

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.