Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47.

It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and start playing.

Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally.

Reading is fundamental - fun to mental.

I remember doing one day of work, and I was so good I ended up doing 25 days on that movie. And all of it ended up on the editing room floor. That was my first Hollywood lesson: Just because you filmed a movie doesn't necessarily mean that you're in it.