I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the helicopter keep up with me, my calves are burning!"

It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything about it.

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

You know how we built the pyramids? You gotta ask yourself a question always flip the script. What if up was down and down was up? What if you looked down into space standing up on Earth? This is how we built the pyramids.

If bribery is good enough for Congress, it's good enough for me.