Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because... it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is.
Eddie IzzardIf you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.
Eddie IzzardI like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
Eddie Izzard