They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!