They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.'

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is." But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.