If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.
I'm an Action Transvestite.
I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.
No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"