The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.