Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!
You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.