The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.

I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is." But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.