The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!