If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt...you weird talking person.

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.