If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then."

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

They say the Universe started with a big bang. I hope everybody stood well back.