If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!

My dad said, "As long as you're happy." I used to think it was kind of a very simple idea or philosophy because he wasn't religious. But you've got to try and be happy. And if you're not happy, you can't help anyone else. So obviously, some crazy people could go to places, but I just think you need to be content within yourself, so that's the thing.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Never put a sock in a toaster.