We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.