You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.
America is the new Roman Empire. Remember what happened to Rome.
Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.
When you're coming out, you have to deal with the whole world saying 'Oh! You're an abominable snowman'.