But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".