Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that stuff," because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?