You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

Cake and tea or death?

Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.