You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.

Cake and tea or death?

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia - which may have some things wrong in it, but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.

I'm an Action Transvestite.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?