That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.