That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed that? Smokers always go, "Do you mind if I smoke? Oh, you do? Okay, I'll go outside and have a cigarette."

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!