That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

There's a thing about trying too hard, which I think is in all forms, which is if you really try to do things really well, you can get to a less good place than if you just let go and let it fly. Especially in creativity.