Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.