Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I am someone who's very positive about business, as a social Democrat. I do like the safety net of the welfare system and people setting things and creating business, and that's what I try to do with my own work: export it around the world from the U.K.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.