Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.