Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I am two lesbians in a man's body.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.

How to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them back, if someone argues with you, argue back, never give in an inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?