Makeup's just crazy, anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did all right for them until, uh ... well, until you killed them all, I suppose.

What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?

I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

He [Charlie Chaplin] was always playing as if it were to the camera, if you've seen the live shots of him when he's going to an opening night or something like that. And the skills that he had were beyond my ability to throw together. You just couldn't really compete with him. He was too athletic at that.

Cake and tea or death?

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.