My Gran said put a thimble on your finger and it helps you in case you slip with the needle and it goes up, into the brain, and death.

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I don't believe that competitions are important.

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. OK, we can swing with that. But performance 'debilitating' drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the 100 metres, fair play for you. That's pretty good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.