Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.