Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.

Some people are widely read. I'm thinly read.

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

Sharks are just evil bastards. I'm quite happy if all the sharks just went, because they eat fish and us. And we need the fish.

For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.