But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry." And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities."

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.