I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area, you know, relaxed and groovy; and the Romans thought, Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no! So they murdered him. And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the... wood on the cross. Well, you tell me! It's got nothing to do with it, has it?

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!

I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.