Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

Most transvestites fancy girls.

Cos people think I'm on drugs and I'm not. I'm really quite... Just a bit of coffee. When I take drugs I start going, Oh, would you like insurance?

All humans can do more than they think they can do. So I think we can all actually be more superhuman than we think we can.