You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
I am two lesbians in a man's body.
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.