San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

I appreciate your applause, but I don't do it for applause. I do it for cash, it's much better.