I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

I want to live till I die. No more, no less.

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.