Most transvestites fancy girls.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.