Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!

San Francisco! City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here.

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.